Hi, I am Loki. Everyone says I am Odin’s younger brother, but I don’t always want to claim him. He barks a lot and tries to eat my food. What he does not know is that I drink all the water in his crate. He never understands why it is empty whenever he is thirsty. Mom says I am living up to my name. Apparently, in Norse mythology, Loki was the trickster. I like that. Being a trickster is fun.
I guess you wonder why I am writing to you today. Odin has an important napping convention coming up, and he is resting up to prepare. I decided it is time you know me and my role on The Professional Napping Circuit.
I am the Chief Snoozability Officer. My role is to ensure that every Pro Napper has the recommended level of soft pillows, availability of the death ray (aka sunshine) and staff available for belly rubs, feedings, and walks when needed. One of the hardest parts of my job is helping the Pro Nappers train their humans. It may be hard to believe, but there are still humans out there who are not aware of the hard work and dedication required to be a Professional Napper.
Every day, a dedicated Professional Napper must take time to soften up their pillow, to ensure it is in the proper location to take full advantage of the death ray and have a transition napping station in place for when the death ray becomes too intense. Also, they must take time to remind their humans that they need food and walks to stay in competition shape. Professional Nappers never take a moment off from training. Yet, for all this hard work, their success on The Professional Napping Circuit often goes without any recognition. This is where I need your help.
Would you support your Professional Napper by bragging about them a bit? You can do this by wearing one of the official Professional Napping Circuit tee shirts or by sporting one of our car magnets, stickers or window clings. They are all available in our online store. In addition, if you sign up to enter your ProNapper in our Professional Napper of the Month contest, you will receive one of our signature items for free.
Would you do that? You can shop our online store here.
To enter your Professional Napper to be featured as our Professional Napper of the Month, fill out the entry form here.